orteil42

rexalogy asked:

have you played undertale yet..

orteil42 answered:

no but for some ungodly reason that one time in a drawthread on /v/ i ended up drawing this stupid thing.

i’d put this under a readmore but i feel like i should face my own garbage

i’m so ashamed

orteil42

ah gee i sure wonder why this is getting notes again

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